Friday, 1 November 2013

Freebie Friday 2 - the freebieing...

Morning all,

Just preparing myself to go away for the weekend, but before I went I thought I'd pop up our latest FREEBIE FRIDAY - last week we treated you to the full story Five an Hour, which serves as a great introduction to the collection.

Today's extract is from the closing story of the collection, DOWNSIZE by Allen Ashley. I've long been a fan of Allen's work, and consider him one of the most original authors working within the genre today. And Downsize is typical of this, being a story that is highly topical - namely, just how far will an employee go to keep their job...

So enjoy, and we'll be back next week with another fab freebie friday...

Thanks

Alex

Downsize (extract)
By Allen Ashley

My first time in the loyalty chair was characterised by a sudden sharp pain gradually followed by dreaming bliss. This was essentially how I imagined the injection of a Class A drug might feel. I had no personal experience to draw on, however, and, indeed, suffer from a generalised aversion to needles.

The vision lasted for about fifteen minutes in real time though my somnolent mind perceived a much longer duration. I was transported back to a recollection of younger years: fairly accurate but mended, rose-tinted and golden rather than grey, dreary and urban. I was a little loath to leave this better version behind.
I felt hardly changed afterwards, although I undoubtedly was. Maybe the effect would be stronger in the cumulative rather than the singular. With the way the global economy was shrinking, I felt sure I’d have another turn in the loyalty chair again quite soon.

The gents’ toilet of Hirojima Financial was, as usual, a repository of rumours.
I heard there’s restructuring going on. Serious downsizing.”
Can’t be worse than Jones And Co. They sacked all the cleaners there last month so everybody left has to get in half an hour earlier every day to hoover the floors and shine the taps and stuff. And they have to take the hand towels home and launder them.”
That’s nothing. The DG’s secretary at Platt Systems has had to start going down on him twice a week just to stay on the payroll!”
You’re having me on!”
No, I’m not. Good job she’s not a bloke, I s’pose.”
Who told you this?”
Just the old fashioned grapevine, mate. No smoke without fire, if you know what I mean. Anyway, gotta get back to my desk. Don’t want to be in the firing line.”
I washed my own hands quickly and held them under the foetid hot air drier till I could see no more coagulating drops. I walked rather than use the lift. Got to get some sort of exercise apart from RSI and eye strain. At the far wall of the department the dollar sign glowed large and red, the lower case e representing the Euro remained strong and white but the blue pound sign seemed fainter, smaller. The fluctuating market had changed even during my brief nature call. Sometimes matters moved with remarkable haste, other times the illuminations glowed with constant static precision for days and nights on end.
On the way back to my screen, I passed the lovely Christine, who continued to resist my polite but definite amorous overtures. She was wearing a short-sleeved white blouse and her downy arms moved over the keyboard with the grace of a pianist. She threw back her bobbed blonde hair but ignored me as I passed. Steve was at my desk, cribbing some export figures for the last quarter.
Have you heard?” I began.
Yeah. Big time downsizing. We’ll be all right, though, mate. You been in that loyalty chair yet?”
Just the once. You?”
He unbuttoned his cuff and showed me his small blue implant. “Any day now, I hope,” he smiled. “I tell you what, Dave, I think me and you’ll be OK. I reckon we’ve got jobs here for life if we want them.”
That’s a big if, I thought but didn’t say.
Beyond the window, the staff of Salt Mine Securities buzzed as busily as ever and in the street below the shoppers and skiving commuters crawled like worker ants. Life as normal.
In the constant shadow of the sword of Damocles.

The Divisional Chairman, Mr St John, called a general staff meeting at six-thirty on Friday. I could see that several of my colleagues were itching to let off steam down the pub or catch commuter trains back to long-suffering families but aside from a few stifled yawns, nobody let on at the inconvenience of the forced, unpaid overtime.
I just wanted to reassure all of you that we are maintaining a continued commitment to our current workforce,” he began. “Yes, you will undoubtedly experience some hardship during this period of shrinkage but, as I’m sure you’re aware, in the current climate we must look at and indeed grasp every opportunity to cut our costs. I believe we will be able to emerge from this with a slimmed-down but more efficient and indeed healthier workforce. Any questions?”
Caroline cleared her throat and nervously asked, “Are you saying in effect that everyone is going to be forced to undergo the ordeal of the loyalty chair?”
Well, I wouldn’t exactly describe it as an ordeal, my dear.”
I’ve heard it will interfere with my ability to bear children.”
The old conundrum, I’m afraid: family or career. But to answer your question, it’s likely that we may make further use of the loyalty chair. With suitable modifications. It’s really nothing to be afraid of,” he smiled.
The pregnant silence was only punctuated by an embarrassed rustling of papers and slight shuffling of feet.

Well, if there’s no further questions... Good. I trust you will all have an enjoyable and relaxing weekend.”

Allen Ashley is an author, an award-winning editor, a prize-winning poet and a writing tutor. He won the British Fantasy Society Award for Best Anthology in 2006 as editor of The Elastic Book Of Numbers (Elastic Press, 2005). He leads the advanced writing group Clockhouse London Writers. He is the judge for the BFS Short Story Competition 2013.

Copyright © Allen Ashley 2004

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